Broloth and Joe

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!

2009-05-01T12:26:00.000-07:00

Remember when I said that Miss California shouldn't've lost because she feels the same way about gay marriage as Obama? (Skip about half way down the page for his view). And rather she should've lost because she had gross fake looking boobies? Well BAM motha fuckas!!!

For those who don't want to click the link, and to make my page look bigger:

"The organization paid for Carrie's breast enhancement prior to her competing in the Miss USA pageant, which was held in Las Vegas, almost two weeks ago.

"It was something that we all spoke about together," Shanna said referring to herself, Carrie and Keith Lewis, Shanna's co-executive director. "It was an option and she wanted it. And we supported that decision."

I just want to point out to everyone that my Boobdar is in full gear and has just been tested for 100% accuracy; and PASSED. Shizank!

Oh, and Miss California, if you're reading this.

Have fun looking forward to this --> (NSFW)

So After 40 Years, Not Liking Homos is Bad

2009-04-21T15:31:00.000-07:00

Now I'm not a homophob, I just don't agree with homosexuality RELIGIOUSLY. Do I think that they should get the same tax and insurance benefits as a straight married couple? Yes. Do I think it should be called marriage? No. They have no problem coming up with other names for other gay things, the shouldn't have a problem coming up with a name for gay marriage.

Now on to the real topic: Miss California.

"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised."

Now let's analyze this statement:

"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite." What I read is "The answer I should give you is: we live in a country where you can choose whether or not you support same-sex marriage or not." Ok, ok legit enough.

"And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman." Now before I say what I read, let's define marriage.

Mar-riage, (n): 1 the formal union of a man and a woman, typically recognized by law, by which they become husband and wife. (2) a SIMILAR long-term relationship between partners of the same sex. So according to Oxford American dictionary, same-sex marriages aren't "technically" marriage; and the formal definition is between man and woman. Ok, now, what I read "And just so you know, in my OPINION, not the opinion of my state or country, I think that marriage should be between man and woman." Ok, again, fair enough, we all have our views. Now people may not agree with this statement, but her following sentence clarifies things a little bit.

"No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised." I read, "My opinion is only that, my opinion, if you disagree, than disregard what I'm saying and continue living your life, I can't help the way I was brought up, just like you can't help the way you were born." Set. Match. A beautiful answer. She stated how she appreciates the freedom some people can have with who they love, she states her own personal opinion (which was the point of the question) and she adds a disclaimer at the end saying that she means nobody harm by what she said.

Here was the Miss California co-director's response: "As co-director of the Miss California USA, I am personally saddened and hurt that Miss California believes marriage rights belong only to a man and a woman," said Lewis in a statement. "I believe all religions should be able to ordain what unions they see fit. I do not believe our government should be able to discriminate against anyone and religious beliefs have no politics in the Miss California family."

This twit obviously doesn't understand how religion works. This guy (may I remind you, his name is Keith, the ugliest of all guy names) feels that this girl should change, not only the entire way she thinks, but how the entire way 33% of the Earth's population feels. Alright buddy, good luck.

What I read from his statement is: "As a pretentious douche, I am offended that Miss California doesn't have the same opinion as me; and the fact that her religion doesn't have the same opinion as me either, hurts me. We all know that Christians are quick to change the way they believe, and as such, should do so when it comes to one of the most sacred of Christian rights, holy matrimony. Also, the way Miss California's family was raised is utter bullshit because I say so."

I wanna make sure everyone reads this "and religious beliefs have no politics in the Miss California family." Now, I don't know about you, but when I read "in my family" in Miss California's answer, I read "in MY family". A few things.

A. When does she mention how other Miss California contestants feel.

B. When does she ever mention her Religion.

C. She doesn't mention marriage RIGHTS.

D. Our government DOES discriminate against people, regardless of their religious beliefs.

E. Fuck you Keith Lewis.

Now if this is why she lost, than that is bullshit. If she lost because her fake looking boobies

gross me out, than that's understandable. Don't think they're fake? Well think again, I'm a certified boob connoisseur. Boobs should not sit in a bikini like that naturally. I know that the Miss USA pageant doesn't discriminate against people who have the money to pay for a boob job, but I would still vote down depending on how real the bresticles looked.

Shameless Plug? or Plugless Shame? YOU DECIDE!

2009-04-21T07:39:00.000-07:00

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Ashley's Answer

2009-04-10T12:38:00.000-07:00

Here it is:

Buddy O' Mine

2009-04-08T11:34:00.000-07:00

Who is Broloth?

2009-03-28T09:46:00.000-07:00

Broloth is an "alter ego" so to speak. He started off as a level 1 Warlock in the most popular MMORPG ever made, World of Warcraft. He soon flourished to level 60 and began raiding. Many Molten Cores and Blackwing Lairs later and he was in full Nemisis. Then started the ever gruesome sake of taking on Naxxramas. Several months went by and Broloth soon found himself in 8/9 Plagueheart. The ring just slightly out of his grasp. Finally, the day before the Burning Crusade release they down Kel'thuzad, but alas, no Plagueheart ring =(. So the leveling began; and it was going swimmingly. The only hiccup in his leveling was his little brother Nicholas' constant annoyance by logging in when he was logged in. It wasn't too much a problem though. Until Blizzard started noticing it. They then banned a few hours after I logged off that morning. I remember it well. I logged on in Shattrath, said "ding 68 guys! I'll be back on later to hit 69", and then I logged. Later that day. My account was banned for account information sharing. I couldn't get it back; and that was the first time I died.

Later came my second Warlock, Broloth. I'll admit that the way he came to be was illegitimate. My old friend Huntsbynight was coming back to the game, and he wanted

a hunter; but he didn't want to level one all over again and have to farm for gear. Well since I already had a 70 hunter with full Brutal Gladiator Gear, I had an idea. I missed to feeling of the warlock for so long and offered him a trade. If he leveled a warlock to level 70, I would trade it to him for my level 70 hunter. So for the next month or so Hunts leveled. He was a level 70 Blood Elf Warlock before I knew it. Sadly, the Wrath of the Lich King expansion pack was on its way so there was no point in raiding. So I just quietly farmed herbs for the upcoming Inscription profession. Then one day I got disconnected (out of nowhere). This usually happens when someone tries to log onto your account when your still playing. Hunts' brother apparently stole his account info, and stole my account from me. When Hunts changed the password and account name so his brother couldn't have it, his brother called Blizzard claiming he was the real "Hunts". The account got frozen and no one has been able to play it since. That, was the second time I died. I got my hunter back before Hunts could rechange the password, and quit WoW shortly after leveling a Death Knight to 80.

Next came my MMOless life. I started trolling forums until I came across one I respected. The Escapist Magazine. I made a user account as Broloth; and began my intellectual debates. The forum is actually really good. People post valid, debatable arguments, and discussion is usually civil. Sure it has its share of hateful, putrid Halo fanboys, but what videogame forum doesn't? There are few trolls, and any that do exist don't for long. That, and the moderators are usually very fair when it comes to certain things. One time I made a "Blank vs. Blank" thread only to be told about 2 posts in that moderators don't like "versus" threads. I apologized in the thread and when the moderator came to lock it he realized I had admitted my fault and he forgave me.

Recently I decided I needed an MMO. I had been waiting for either Champions Online or DCU Online for a while and decided to burn some time playing City of Heroes. Not being able to think of a "Super Hero" name (like Somethingman) I went with

Broloth. He uses Radiation Blasts and Traps like throwing Caltrops, Web Grenades, and setting really powerful Time Bombs. He's a villain and he has a little back-story. He was not superpowered his whole life, then one day, a radioactive hero accidently sprayed him and his wife Laita, with deadly fallout. She died but his dormant mutant genes reacted with the radiation and gave him the same powers as the hero who attacked him. He vowed his life to destroy all other superpowered beings as revenge for his wife's death. He made a series of robots to help him fulfill his duty. The first was Brolbot, a robot based off of himself. The first 2 malfunctioned and he destroyed but the third is not his lackey. He made a robot based off Laita but the first one malfunctioned and became a hero. He used Laita's body and brain in the second one, virtually bringing her back to life albeit her robotic limbs and head. The three of them fight justice and crime alike in hopes to end the existence of all other superpowered beings.

And that, is Broloth.